"I wanted to invite people to my wedding but I didn’t want to have to visit each of them in their dirty houses and give them the good news. Gross. What are we, barbarians?

Thank goodness there is a civilized alternative to in-person communication. Just open the Mail app at a safe distance from your loved ones, compose an endearing message, and have it comfortably delivered by a stranger."

"Before I discovered irlAppstore I never knew where I was. You wouldn’t believe how much trouble that caused when I tried to go somewhere.

Luckily all I have to do now is open the Compass app, lay it on a flat surface, and align the compass housing so the magnetized needle is in the orienting arrow. Bam! Now I’ve captured my bearing! For extra accuracy I could aim the compass at a landmark, or even triangulate my position.

It just doesn’t get any easier than that.

Legacy GPS apps, with their voice recognition and turn by turn directions are fighting a losing battle against this all natural, real life innovation.

The best part is irlAppstore maintains the only cell tower you’ll need, the the earth’s magnetic north pole, free of charge.

I’m not just the owner of irlAppstore, I’m also a client."

"My 8 year old was stunned the first time he saw my new wallet app, its going to revolutionize the world, again."

I can't begin to fathom how they made this simple and convienient tool compatible with currencies all over the world. I didn't have even have to download anything."

"The alarm clock app's sound quality is out of this world. The first time it sounded I drew my sidearm and opened fire. It was just so real.

It escapes me how these developers engineer such high sound quality. There was virtually no lag either, it traveled at the speed of sound."